Dirty Jobs

Mike Rowe is one of the funniest guys on TV–and the “dirtiest.” But he’s also really smart. Read about his campaign to promote skilled labor in America at http://www.mikeroweworks.com/.

Here are a few funny “Rowe-isms” worth sharing…
“I could be wrong. I’ve misunderstood a great deal so far.”

“This is how it ends, lying under a house, wrapped in mold. At least I’m insulated.”
“What a stupid way to end a perfectly average career.”
“Sometimes one ball is enough to do the job.”
“I have mud in places no man should.”
“Gloves are for girls.”
“I’m not quitting. I’m just leaving and never coming back.”
And, of course, I’d be remiss by not highlighting a few Rowe-isms from his encounters with farm animals…

  • “Bambi just got Thumpered.”
  • “Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.”
  • “I’m off to get the most beautiful cow I can find.”
  • “The pig has your back.”
  • “Any time a placenta hits you on the head, you’re in a dirty place.”
  • “You know, why is it that it’s either my finger or a piece of steel being inserted into the rectum of some unsuspecting animal?”
  • “Now that is one clean vulva!”
  • “Geoducks…the other white meat.”
  • “We’re just a couple of guys squeezing the poo out of chickens.”
  • “Study after study has shown that cows find me fascinating.”
  • “That is one jacked-up goat.”

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